Anomalous Alamo Amalgamation

Howdy y’all,

I’d like to cordially invite YOU to a riverside meetup in Southtown, San Antonio.

The Blue Star Arts Complex offers free parking, great restaurants, walking trails, breweries, and art galleries — plenty to explore. I’ll be posted up at Halcyon Coffee in some THC merch, awkwardly sipping cold brew.

There’s no real plan — spontaneity is the whole game.

Last time I set one of these up, people actually showed! My girlfriend and I ended up taking a walk with a few brave souls to study the suspiciously sunken-looking San Antonio courthouse. It turned out to be way more enjoyable (and less awkward) than I expected, so here we go again.

I’ll try to drag my significant other along — and you should too. Or come solo and maybe meet the love of your life here in the Venice of Texas.

I’ve done my part.

your move, homebodies, introverts, fear-of-exposure-ists, and I’ll-do-it-next-time-ites of the internet.

Your fucking move.